AUSTIN POWERS :
THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME

by Devin Rambo




I will admit that, when I saw the first Austin Powers movie, I regarded it as a guilty pleasure. And, on subsequent viewings, I kept on laughing at jokes that I'd already seen a few times, and it made me appreciate what a funny, well-crafted piece of comedy fantasy it is.  

Being as that may, my darlings, it is with great disappointment that I report that the highly anticipated sequel, alternately titled The Spy Who Shagged Me, is not funny. 

To be more precise, it's a whole lotta not funny. 

The premise that makes the first film so endearing is that Mike Myers makes Austin such a misfit, albeit one who is completely confident in himself and his antiquated social attitudes even after being transported into the late 1990s. Myers got a lot of mileage out of how Austin and his nemesis, Dr. Evil, react anachronistically to their new surroundings. 

But, this time around, Myers seems to have gotten a bit lazy, because he tries to get even more mileage out of rearranging the same gags from the first movie into the new movie. The mystifying thing about this is that the filmmakers seem to know that it isn't going to work. They heighten the gags too far and let them go on for far too long. The hilarious "shh" scene from the first movie is resurrected here as a "zip it" scene, and, after about the second "zip it", it stops being funny, because we've already covered this territory. One is reminded of the axiom put forth by Alan Alda in Woody Allen's Crimes and Misdemeanors, "If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny". If that line seemed a bit esoteric at the time, rest assured that The Spy Who Shagged Me is the clarifying example of what the line means. 

Many gags, like an appearance by Dr. Evil on the Jerry Springer show, or Dr. Evil doing a rap number directly into the camera, seem to be Saturday Night Live-inspired gags that function in a vacuum and have nothing to do with any plot. Really, there isn't a plot. Even the first movie had something resembling a linear narrative. Here it's just a collection of loosely related sequences that feel stitched together haphazardly. 

And what's with the gross-out humor? By now, you may have heard about - I'm not kidding - the shit-drinking scene. Believe me, the scene is too bizarre to be funny and may have the weak of stomach racing for the exits in search of a barf bag. 

But there are a couple of funny bits. There is a difficult-to-describe collage of references to the shape of Dr. Evil's spacecraft that is a hoot. And the riffs on the Star Wars movies are a treat. But let's face it...you have to cut through a lot of gristle here to get to the good stuff. This movie isn't going to lose anything on a TV set, so save your $8 and wait to rent the tape. 

Devin Rambo

CineScene 1999